Somewhere Crazy · since 2017
Private elopements in Europe’s most extraordinary places, designed, arranged and quietly handled down to the last detail.
Meaning over traditionPrivacy over performanceTimeless rather than staged
33 full days we have built and run before, with more every month. Priced upfront, and still yours to change.
Lake Como — Gardens
Villa Cipressi
Swiss Alps — Alpine Meadow
Hotel Villa Honegg
Costa Brava — Blanes
Marimurtra Botanic Gardens
Santorini — Caldera Villa
Celestia Grand
Sintra — Monserrate
Monserrate Palace
Amalfi Coast — Praiano
Casa Angelina
Mallorca — Clifftop Fortress
Cap Rocat
Amalfi Coast — Positano
Villa Magia
Barcelona — Bellesguard
Bellesguard Tower
Lake Garda — Private Island
Isola del Garda
Barcelona — Montjuïc
Poble Espanyol
Lake Garda — Villa
Villa Cortine
Pick the one that sounds like your day. We will find the exact spot together and shape everything else around it — the same complete day, built the other way round.
Lakes, cliffs above the sea, cypress hills and cities that live their history.
From €5,000
Elope in Italy
Warm, unhurried and generous — from Balearic cliffs to inland stone villages.
From €5,000
Elope in Spain
Soulful and easy-going, with a coastline that welcomes everyone.
From €6,000
Elope in Portugal
Lavender fields, alpine villages and the quiet grandeur of the south.
From €7,000
Elope in France
Alpine lakes, meadows and mountain huts at the end of a cable car.
From €7,500
Elope in Austria
Stone towns on the Adriatic and a thousand islands to disappear between.
From €7,500
Elope in Croatia
Whitewashed islands, caldera sunsets and water the colour of nothing else.
From €6,000
Elope in Greece
Castles above the river, Bavarian lakes and forests that go on.
From €5,000
Elope in Germany
Black sand, waterfalls and weather that becomes part of the story.
From €7,000
Elope in Iceland
Green cliffs over the Atlantic, and a welcome that needs no explaining.
From €6,000
Elope in Ireland
Riads, Atlas peaks and the silence of the desert after dark.
From €5,000
Elope in Morocco
Fjords, cold clear light and cliffs that drop straight into the water.
From €7,000
Elope in Norway
Highlands, lochs and ruined castles with nobody else in sight.
From €8,000
Elope in Scotland
Small, green and quietly dramatic — an island church on an alpine lake.
From €5,500
Elope in Slovenia
Alpine meadows, glacial lakes and peaks that make the day feel enormous.
From €7,000
Elope in SwitzerlandFull planning service
The same whichever package you choose. We plan and coordinate fully managed elopements that combine exceptional locations, trusted local partners, and seamless execution.
One dedicated planner accompanies you from the first call to the day itself.
The heart behind it all
Valentina built Somewhere Crazy from a love of travel, people, and stories that linger. From the streets of Paris to the shores of Brazil, she’s turned a life of adventure into a celebration of connection, crafting elopements that feel as extraordinary as the places they unfold.
We believe love shines brightest when you can be entirely yourself, free from expectations and surrounded by only what truly matters.