
Somewhere Crazy · since 2017
Private elopements in Europe’s most extraordinary places, designed, arranged and quietly handled down to the last detail.
Meaning over traditionPrivacy over performanceTimeless rather than staged
52 full days we have built and run before, with more every month. Priced upfront, and still yours to change.

Lake Como · Gardens
Villa Cipressi

French Riviera · La Chèvre d’Or
La Chèvre d’Or

Swiss Alps · Alpine Meadow
Hotel Villa Honegg

Costa Brava · Blanes
Marimurtra Botanic Gardens

Santorini · Caldera Villa
Celestia Grand

Sintra · Monserrate
Monserrate Palace

Lake Bled · Bled Castle
Bled Castle

Northern Ireland · Dunluce Castle
Dunluce Castle

Amalfi Coast · Praiano
Casa Angelina

French Riviera · Château Eza
Château Eza

Mallorca · Clifftop Fortress
Cap Rocat

Santorini · Church Agios Markos
Church Agios Markos
Why we do this

The heart behind it all
Valentina founded Somewhere Crazy in 2017 from a love of travel, people, and stories that linger. From the streets of Paris to the shores of Brazil, she turned a life of adventure into a celebration of connection, crafting elopements that feel as extraordinary as the places they unfold.
Today she leads a small team and stays close to every elopement, from first design to the final toast.
The team

Wedding planner

Wedding planner

Wedding planner

Product manager

Marketing and social media

Marketing and operations
Pick the one that sounds like your day. We will find the exact spot together and shape everything else around it: the same complete day, built the other way round.

Lakes, cliffs above the sea, cypress hills and cities that live their history.
From €5,000
Elope in Italy
Warm, unhurried and generous, from Balearic cliffs to inland stone villages.
From €5,000
Elope in Spain
Soulful and easy-going, with a coastline that welcomes everyone.
From €6,000
Elope in Portugal
Lavender fields, alpine villages and the quiet grandeur of the south.
From €7,000
Elope in France
Alpine lakes, meadows and mountain huts at the end of a cable car.
From €7,500
Elope in Austria
Stone towns on the Adriatic and a thousand islands to disappear between.
From €7,500
Elope in Croatia
Whitewashed islands, caldera sunsets and water the color of nothing else.
From €6,000
Elope in Greece
Castles above the river, Bavarian lakes and forests that go on.
From €5,000
Elope in Germany
Black sand, waterfalls and weather that becomes part of the story.
From €7,000
Elope in Iceland
Green cliffs over the Atlantic, and a welcome that needs no explaining.
From €6,000
Elope in Ireland
Riads, Atlas peaks and the silence of the desert after dark.
From €5,000
Elope in Morocco
Fjords, cold clear light and cliffs that drop straight into the water.
From €7,000
Elope in Norway
Highlands, lochs and ruined castles with nobody else in sight.
From €8,000
Elope in Scotland
Small, green and quietly dramatic: an island church on an alpine lake.
From €5,500
Elope in Slovenia
Alpine meadows, glacial lakes and peaks that make the day feel enormous.
From €7,000
Elope in SwitzerlandFull planning service
The same whichever package you choose. We plan and coordinate fully managed elopements that combine exceptional locations, trusted local partners, and seamless execution.
One dedicated planner accompanies you from the first call to the day itself.
Reviews from crazy lovers
Somewhere Crazy is amazing! Our wedding day was an absolute dream! Our coordinator, officiant, MUAH artist, photographers, videographers, and florist were all outstanding. They made us feel so special! Highly recommend this company to anyone for their wedding day!”
“If you're planning a destination elopement, you need to work with Somewhere Crazy! We chose to elope because we didn't want the stress of a wedding, and wanted a more intimate and adventurous experience. Working with Somewhere Crazy was amazing and they made the whole process feel easy and laid back. From coordinating the ceremony and photography to helping arrange the decor and menu for a beautiful 4 course dinner for two, every detail was perfectly handled! Greatest decision we could have made and we had the most special, unforgettable day!”
“We loved working with Somewhere Crazy. Everything about our elopement was perfect and everyone on the team was so caring and professional. They really took care of everything and made it the most stress-free and easy day. The personal touches added by our coordinator really made our moment so special for us. The whole process was great and they communicated with me every step of the way. I could not recommend them more. If you’re thinking about a destination elopement, this is your team!”
“We are so glad we found Somewhere Crazy to plan our elopement. Having a ceremony in a country we had never been to felt overwhelming and they just made everything so simple and easy. It was so nice to have amazing options of vendors to choose from and have every detail of the day laid out for us. The day was perfection and we couldn’t have created anything near the level of experience we had without the help of Lara & the Somewhere Crazy team. We will cherish the memories and photos forever!”
“We made the decision to elope with somewhere crazy and honestly it was perfect in every single way. Lara was incredibly attentive and helped us with any and all concerns we had. She also gave us multiple options for the vendors and every single person that was involved on our wedding day was so helpful, professional, and kind. I can’t stress enough how perfect our wedding day was and it’s all thanks to somewhere crazy. Cannot recommend them enough!”
We believe love shines brightest when you can be entirely yourself, free from expectations and surrounded by only what truly matters.